May 2013
smaugtheterrible:
if the pope can give up then so can i
“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”
– Albert Camus
“The more you know of who you are and what you want, the less you let things...”
– Lost in Translation (via rebreathing)
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
“My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of...”
– Maya Angelou
deadfromdaisies:
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
THIS GUY WAS THE FUCKING LEADER OF AMERICA OMFG HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN
ihaveclass-youdont:
whitelightningreplies:
balderrask:
westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOPE
NOT RISKING IT
this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me
NOPENOPENOPE
meme4u:
you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
[[MORE]]i’m really upset
yesimbeyonce:
remember that time M.I.A performed at the Grammys pregnant on her due date
i WAS really upset about getting towed, paying $200 of cash i literally do not have, being out of bud, my mom yelling at me, studying for finals, but this screwdriver is making me a little less homicidal wooo yay vodkie
sluttyoliveoil:
sluttyoliveoil:
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
